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Sunday, December 02, 2007
Top Ten Trivia about Krissy Seah/Krissy Seah Hui Ting/Seah Hui Ting Krissy
I know I should really be studying for TTB now, but this is such a major distraction.
- You can tell if Krissy Seah has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Krissy Seah at least three times a week.
- Krissy Seah is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
- Krissy Seah is the world's tallest woman!
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Krissy Seah from each salad served in first class!
- Krissy Seah was the first Tsar of Russia.
- In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Krissy Seah.
- Krissy Seah is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
- Krissy Seah has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
- Krissy Seah is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
I particularly like point number 4.
Now now, what do you think happened to Krissy Seah Hui Ting?
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Krissy Seah Hui Ting.
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Krissy Seah Hui Ting.
- The porpoise is second to Krissy Seah Hui Ting as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
- You should always open Krissy Seah Hui Ting at least an hour before drinking her.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Krissy Seah Hui Ting is two minutes!
- It can take Krissy Seah Hui Ting several days to move just through one tree.
- Krissy Seah Hui Ting is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
- Birds do not sleep in Krissy Seah Hui Ting, though they may rest in her from time to time!
- About one tenth of Krissy Seah Hui Ting is permanently covered in ice!
- A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Krissy Seah Hui Ting, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
Being the narcissist that I am, I cannot help but to find out more about Seah Hui Ting Krissy.
- Early thermometers were filled with Seah Hui Ting Krissy instead of mercury.
- Seah Hui Ting Krissy can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Seah Hui Ting Krissy!
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Seah Hui Ting Krissy.
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Seah Hui Ting Krissy state'.
- Without Seah Hui Ting Krissy, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Seah Hui Ting Krissy is two minutes.
- Ideally, Seah Hui Ting Krissy should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Seah Hui Ting Krissy!
- You should always open Seah Hui Ting Krissy at least an hour before drinking her!
I notice a certain disturbing unanimous in the results...
The average duration of sexual intercourse for Krissy Seah Hui Ting AND Seah Hui Ting Krissy is two minutes. Holy crap.
And of course, how can I forget about One Love?
- One Love have enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
- If One Love were life size, they would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
- One Love once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
- One Love are black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after One Love.
- A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as One Love!
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than One Love.
- There are six towns named One Love in the United States.
- One Love can live for up to a week without a head!
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by One Love as they rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
LOL. POINT ONE!
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