You know how, we always see truckloads of ABNN** on the road? Some time ago, Socker was telling us how one day, she saw this truckload of CNP** instead! I've gradually gotten used to bumping into them everywhere I go, spotting one of them behind every other sales counter... But then, something happened a moment ago made me realize that this sudden influx of CNPs is just too pfft!

The Mommy just sold newspaper to a CNP Karang Guni uncle!!

He had even mastered the traditional KG Rap in that CNP accent of his!

*Ba-boo, ba-boo!*

Jiu po zua, sakor, dian-si-kee!

Alamak. Karang Guni Uncle leh!

Isn't it suppose to be a traditional Singapore-ish vocation?

The KG uncle is suppose to be every Singapore children's secret nightmare eh. (READ: Remember how The Mommy use to threaten to sell us away to the KG uncle if we don't behave?)

But now, they are taking the KG Nightmare to a whole new level.

It's just so... not right!

Haiyo.