Chuckles.
"Today, I was on Cleverbot. I typed in "AVADA KEDAVRA" and it replied with "*dodges it*." MLIA"
"Today, I was driving down the street when I saw a turtle crossing the street, so I stopped and waited for it to cross. A person going the other way stopped too, then proceded to get out of the car and cheer on the turtle until it got to the other side. This made my summer. MLIA"
"Yesterday, I fell and a rock cut my arm. Today I looked and saw that the cut is in the shape of a heart. I felt like the rock was trying to apologise for hurting me, so I forgave it. MLIA"
"Today, I changed my ring-tone to say "Pika, Pikachu!" just like the pokemon. I then walked around the mall and every time I got a text I slapped my pocket and said "Shh Pikachu! Someone will hear you." Five little kids stopped and stared at me in awe. MLIA. "
"Today, I was walking down the street and someone ran up to me and asked me the date. I said "Saturday, August 29th, 2009" he looked at me and a huge grin formed on his face, and he said "2009?! YESS!" and ran off. I am now convinced that he was a time traveller, and his experimentations worked. MLIA."
"Today I saw a boy slip on a wet floor and catch himself Matrix-style. I was the only person to witness it, so we both went in for a high-five. I immediately slipped and caught myself in the same fashion. I like to think our high-five was really a transferring of ninja powers. MLIA"
heehee.